Resolutions

My resolutions

My first resolution
Is not to croak
The second maybe
Not to smoke
The third one, I think
Really stinks
And thats to stay away
From drinks
The fourth one
Maybe lose some weight
An inch around my waist
Is great
The fifth one
Be a better guy
The sixth ones easy
Not to lie
The seventh
Is the hardest yet
To have fifty women
I have not met
Forty-nine are hard to get
But fifty, hungry, soaked and wet
Is a year which Ill
Not so soon regret
So in this nude year 2003
I hope all people to be free
To cum together
Once again
To tell the truth
More now than then
To pray for peace
Throughout the night
Yet never run
Away from fright
To face our woes
And foes alike
And step up to
The friggan mike
To sing our favorite
Song of songs
To sing of rights
And even wrongs
So in this eve
Of song and wine
Next year will be so nifty
Ive already had forty-nine
Next year, Ill
Make it fifty!

Always lickkingu 2003

 

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