Hetererotic Lament

After due consideration,
Perhaps the private part deserves libation
Although not very one will rate
It doesnt have to stand up straight
If ugly in can hid beneath
A main of hair thats dark as slate
Where lengths can point around a corner
A private part lies still and makes you hornier
A length may be real small and useless
Or so damn large it finds few sluices
And talk about an ugly sex
There are some ugly brutal lengths
With shapes that seem unjustified
For reaming out that honey pot
A private part doesnt have to be real thick
As we suppose should be a prick
It rarely will be disappointing
And runs no risk of disjointing
Its really the opposite of a stiff
And when you took it feels terrif
And it can stretch or shrink as needed
In order that you daily seed it
It will not tire of repeated thrusting
And wont fall down and be disgruntling
After all a length will fail
On very often every male
A private part instead can truly function
Long past the age of mans injunction
And so my friends dont hesitate
To praise that private part you mother haid
For if she had not spewn you out
Thered be reason for you to shout
How much you love that private part tou stick
And fill up with your manly prick

 

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