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Check out our rude poems - you can tell them as joke poems to friends, look into them seriously and deeply, have a short laugh and move on to the next one. For some office humor click here.  Whatever you do - enjoy.

Rude poems which are short. 

Our current top rude poem.....

Cloudburst on your softness
your spring meadow teasing wet
let it rain all day.
short nights, midsummer,
you spread yourself, one toy
in and two to go.
the fat naked moon
tattoo on your seedling breast
new springtime bamboo.
the neighboring girl's finger
buried up her twin full moons.
her girl fur, wet bone,
my lips find her personal place, sucking,
midnight, midsummer.
photographing you
fingers buried to knuckles
in wild sassafras.

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